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All right.
OK.
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I'm outside.
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This isn't so bad.
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Now I see why squirrels
live out here.
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Hey, Mr. Dinkins.
My dad says you suck.
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Well, the commercials for
your dad's law firm are corny!
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You too.
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What's that kid
even doing outside?
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Should be on your phone!
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Tonight I'm gonna
cut his trampoline.
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That's what I'ma do.
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Huh.
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Oh, hell yeah!
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♪ The Fall and Rise
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♪ of Reggie Dinkins
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Morning, Rusty.
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Who's your friend?
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Oh, this is Jill,
my date from last night
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and twice this morning.
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Uh.
Isn't that wonderful.
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Oh, shoot.
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I'm gonna be late for
my shift at Newark
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and that air traffic's
not gonna control itself.
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If you find my shoes,
just throw 'em away.
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So nice to meet you.
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Rusty.
My son is here this week.
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And I'm sure Jill is lovely--
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Oh, no.
She's not.
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Her words.
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And I always wait until
Carmelo leaves for school
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before I bring them up.
- Them?
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Let's just say TGI Fridays
isn't the only place
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I crush the apps.
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For real?
Rusty?
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I once saw that man drop
a whole bowl of spaghetti
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in the pool, wait for it to
get sucked into the filter,
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open the filter,
and then eat the spaghetti.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Just all of a sudden
learn how to swim?
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Look, Monica,
I don't like to kiss and tell,
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but Jill and I didn't kiss.
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Well, you do live here,
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and you have the right
to live your life,
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but let's just keep it PG.
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Well, isn't that the pot
calling the kettle...
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equal.
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And what's that
supposed to mean?
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Come on.
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We're both single adults
with a cell phone.
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You get it.
- Uh-uh.
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We are not the same.
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I don't need apps
to meet people.
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I just go to the wine bar
at the mall and, you know,
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catch a vibe.
- Do they still have wine bars?
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I mean, I know
they don't have malls.
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Well, I know
it's been a minute,
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but I wasn't wearing a mask
last time I went out,
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so it was after COVID...
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Or before?
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Yeah, people don't meet
in-person anymore.
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Come on,
let me make you a profile.
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OK?
I could be your "Hitch."
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So I'm Kevin James?
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No, I'm sorry.
- OK.
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Well, let me know
if you need my help.
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Rusty may need the apps,
but Mony's still got it.
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And maybe tonight, I prove it.
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Hit the Tuscan Grape and
show all y'all how it's done.
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Stella's about to get
her groove back.
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Hey!
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Or a more recent reference.
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Yo, yo, yo!
Check this out.
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This cat is gonna get me
in the Hall of Fame.
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Congratulations, buddy,
you deserve it!
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Uh, I need you
to say more words.
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This Duck Donovan's cat!
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Your old coach?
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That guy's had
a rough couple of years.
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Last year,
Jets coach Duck Donovan
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was on top of the world.
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With Dinkins
in the backfield,
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nothing can stop us,
literally nothing.
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Name one thing.
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Just one year later,
Donovan is out
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after going 4 and 12
without Dinkins.
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Talk about a lame duck...
Donovan.
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And joining me
in Club Divorcé,
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recently fired Seton Hall coach
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and even more recently fired
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Passaic Middle School Coach
Duck Donovan.
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Talk about a lame duck.
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No, I just came up with that.
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Officer, they say
I can't bring Namath to work
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just because I handle food?
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But he's an emotional
support cat.
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I need him!
He's all I have!
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Sir, that's not a reason
to call the police.
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I know my rights.
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And he blamed me
for all of that!
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And--
and that's good?
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Coach loves that cat
more than life.
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I've seen him pushing it
around in a damn stroller!
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So I find the cat.
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Coach is so happy,
he forgives me.
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And everyone else is like,
yo, that guy forgave you?
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We forgive you!
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And then, bam, Hall of Fame.
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Bam, broadcasting job.
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Bam, they make a movie
of your life.
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Bam, Pedro Pascal plays me.
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And he wants me on set?
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And we just click?
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OK, I guess.
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It's the perfect plan!
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If anyone can understand
what Reggie's going through
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right now, it's me.
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Footage of the absolute
lowest point in my life
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was recently...
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Meme-ified.
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Namath isn't a way for Reggie
to get into the Hall of Fame.
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Namath is the Hall of Fame.
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I mean, what, does Reggie truly
believe he is going to be able
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to find a lone cat
in the thousands of acres
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that comprise Alpine,
New Jersey
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and "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero
State Park?
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Of course not.
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But some part of him
needs to believe
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that no cause is truly lost.
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So tonight, we will go
and look for the cat.
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Tomorrow, we will sit down
and confront what that means.
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And that is the cake Mother set
aside especially for Arthur.
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Hey, you.
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Oh.
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Oh my God, he's dead!
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No one drink the pinot grigio!
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Am I about to ask
the man that lives
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in my ex-husband's basement
for dating advice?
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Hey, welcome to
Hitch's office,
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Kevin James's character.
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OK, you were right.
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I got out the game a bit,
and the game has changed.
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Mm-hmm.
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So either I embrace
the Korean feminist
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celibacy movement 4B...
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I'm aware of it.
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Or I can learn,
with your help,
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how to do the swipey thing
with the phone.
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Honestly, Monica, this is
a great time to dive back in.
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You know, there's
a male loneliness epidemic,
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so you are gonna clean up.
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But be careful 'cause
they're also very fragile.
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So they may fully snap
if you reject them.
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Men are in crisis.
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The bad part is the scammers,
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so don't send anyone any money
for a plane ticket.
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Always buy it yourself.
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That way,
if they turn out to be fake,
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you get to keep the points.
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Good to know.
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Gosh, there's so much more.
You know what?
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I'm just gonna leave you
a voice note.
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Hold on.
Monica?
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Hi, it's Rusty from the house.
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Yeah, if a guy's photo
is in his car,
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he might live in his car.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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We're just trying
to find you a new dad.
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Or just something casual
to bounce on.
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OK, I want my mom
to be happy,
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and I didn't care
when Dad started dating.
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I--I mean, I'm not sexist.
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But this is Mommy!
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OK.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
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Very cool.
- What's very cool?
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Uh, Monica is my Kevin James.
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Oh.
You her "Hitch."
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Go get it, girl.
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I spent some time on the apps
when I was out in LA.
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I was on the--
the industry one where
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Jared Leto matched
with himself.
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Any luck?
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I did meet... someone.
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OK.
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Hey, baby.
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Tell the camera how we met.
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It was mad romantic.
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OK, so I was eating
a popsicle in the background
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of one of TI's Instagrams.
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Reggie saw it,
and he told Rusty to find me.
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Love wins.
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All right.
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Let's get that profile set up.
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Here we go.
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OK, so what, are you,
like, 6'4"?
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We've been out in the woods
of northern New Jersey
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for almost six hours now.
- Namath!
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So far,
Reggie has set out food,
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hung catnip,
sprayed pheromones,
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and now he is just...
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Namath!
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Namath!
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Yelling a cat's name
into the darkness
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like Ahab calling out
to Moby Dick.
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Come here, you whale!
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I haven't read it.
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My point is,
this is the face of delulu.
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Shh!
Shut up!
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I hear something.
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Namath, come here!
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It's working.
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Damn it, it's a dog.
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Shoot.
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This one's Namath, too.
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Stupid New Jersey!
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Put him with the others!
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Come on.
You gotta come with me.
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OK, everyone.
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No, no, no, you stay here.
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Namath!
Namaths.
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No, I don't want to talk
about the cat.
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I wanna go find it.
- Wait.
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Sorry, you're not
seriously planning
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on going back out there,
are you?
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After last night?
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Last night was a good start.
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Every great cat-finder
starts with a few dogs.
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That's where the expression
comes from!
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But it's a fool's errand!
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Fools run errands all the time.
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That's why Wawa sells sushi.
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Namath is your
white whale, right?
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A--a lost cause.
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So why do you think that
might appeal to you so much?
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Hold up.
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You think the cat's
a metaphor for something?
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Yes.
Yes, exactly.
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No, you got that way quicker
than I planned, but yes.
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No, this is all very literal.
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Finding Namath is
just a good plan.
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So let's go.
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I don't actually
need any more footage
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of you failing
to find a cat, Reggie.
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Or of you grabbing a raccoon
thinking it is a cat,
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or of you panicking
and throwing a raccoon at me
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while my mouth is open.
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Then I'll just go
without you!
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But you're gonna miss
the moment where
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Ahab catches Moby Dick,
and the good people
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of New Bedford have lamps full
of whale oil all winter long.
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Yeah, I have read it.
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Hey, you guys, guess what?
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I actually found a match!
- Hey!
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- Ooh, he's Gaston hot.
- Mm.
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Yum, business Daddy.
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Yeah, his name is Eric.
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And, yes, I made sure
he was real.
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00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,408
His LinkedIn says that
he's a tech recruiter,
259
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,062
and he's been
at the same company
260
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,890
for the last five years.
261
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,761
Mm, nice work, Monica.
262
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,502
So I had my friend Lindsay
at Experian
263
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,156
pull up his credit score.
264
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,810
740.
Not bad.
265
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,855
Then I hit up my friend Kim
at the water company,
266
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:44,339
and she said his usage suggests
he does live alone.
267
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:49,038
Yeah, I guess
I'm a little nervous.
268
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,214
Oh.
Because you're a virgin?
269
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,173
- What?
- She has a damn son!
270
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:57,264
No, because I haven't been
on a real date in nine years.
271
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,961
And everything I knew
no longer applies
272
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:02,269
because dating is phones now,
just like maps and restaurants.
273
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,705
Which is great
because I'm going out
274
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,794
with a guy from
my phone tonight!
275
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,145
Yeah!
276
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,539
OK, I am a feminist.
277
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,934
I marched.
But this is not a woman.
278
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:16,892
Like I said before,
279
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,720
this is Mommy!
280
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,722
I did tell Eric
to pick me up here, though,
281
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,984
so he doesn't have
my home address.
282
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,507
Smart.
283
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,292
That way, if he's a murderer,
only we get killed.
284
00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:27,424
Mm.
285
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:30,297
He's still out there
somewhere.
286
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,994
This is delusional.
287
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,475
Not just that he thinks
that he's gonna find the cat,
288
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,955
but that he thinks
the cat will magically
289
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,217
solve all of his problems.
290
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,655
Speak of the devil.
291
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,267
Probably got his head
stuck in a beehive.
292
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:48,229
Um, sorry, I need to take this.
293
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,100
Yes, Dean Edwards, please.
294
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:55,322
That--that footage of me
was leaked illegally, so, I--
295
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,889
OK, well, I think
you're an embarrassment
296
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,239
to the University of Maryland.
I don't mean that, Cheryl.
297
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,762
Obviously, I don't.
I don't.
298
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,851
You are a towering figure
in the field of 19th century
299
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,159
South American pornography.
I--
300
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,160
OK, well, you know what?
301
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,162
Actually, I quit.
Yeah.
302
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,730
Bye-bye!
303
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,473
Reggie!
Reggie!
304
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,258
Where are you?
305
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,042
Arthur Tobin?
306
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,131
Thank God Monica put
that AirTag on you.
307
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,612
OK, we need to find this cat.
308
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,222
'Cause this is
a very good plan.
309
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,442
Exactly, and because there's
no such thing as lost causes!
310
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,791
And it's definitely
not a metaphor!
311
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,010
Nope! It is just a good plan
312
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,446
that will get you
into the Hall of Fame
313
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,839
and make this
a great documentary,
314
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,232
and then Dean Edwards
can go [bleep].
315
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,669
I don't know where we gonna
get a whole bag of them,
316
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,107
but let's do it.
317
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:43,327
- Namath!
- Namath!
318
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,069
OK, wish me luck, y'all.
319
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,723
Actually, don't.
Watch me cook.
320
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,117
Hey.
321
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:54,033
Monica.
Hi.
322
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,512
Well, you weren't kidding
about the cameras.
323
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,864
Here's something
you can't do on the apps--
324
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,517
hug.
325
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:03,346
Mm, this is what human bodies
are meant to smell like,
326
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,131
b-t-dubs.
327
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,873
Deodorant is a scam
by big pharma.
328
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,658
Oh, Eric.
Ah.
329
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,182
You're wearing... shorts.
330
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,706
I work from home,
so I rock what I like
331
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,752
to call the body mullet.
332
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,451
Business up top,
party down below.
333
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,977
OK, you need to sleuth
the full body.
334
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,674
That's on her.
335
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:30,765
Mm, I mean, sometimes
weird dudes are good lovers.
336
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,246
I think that's what's going on
with Pete Davidson.
337
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:37,076
You know, I just realized
that this is all
338
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,208
probably too soon for my son.
339
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,167
Oh, don't be ridiculous!
340
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:44,779
You two crazy kids have fun.
341
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,694
He's perfect!
342
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,043
I mean, one date with that guy,
343
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,784
and she'll swear off men
forever.
344
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,049
I'm not proud of myself.
345
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,399
Well, I know this wine bar--
346
00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,273
Oh, we can hit that up after
the escape room that I booked.
347
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,753
I know what you're thinking.
Don't worry--
348
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,104
it is not timed.
349
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,715
Your Cybertruck awaits,
m'lady.
350
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,760
Hey.
351
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,284
Ooh.
352
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,285
I hope this date goes better
than the one
353
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,069
I went on this morning.
354
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,158
No, you must
find poor Namath.
355
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,334
I mean, if he's not
in your life,
356
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,467
who will eat you
when you die in the tub?
357
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,600
Now, your best bet is to leave
out some items of clothing
358
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,167
with a familiar scent.
359
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,908
Like from the owner?
360
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,605
Yes, either one of you.
361
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,565
Although cats are very
sensitive to power dynamics,
362
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,350
so it should probably
be whichever of you
363
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,267
is the more sexually dominant
in your relationship.
364
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,837
I know where Coach gets
his dry cleaning done.
365
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,969
Good plan.
366
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,148
Can I help you?
367
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,628
I's Coach Donovan's assistant.
368
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,282
Name's Hubert.
369
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:57,243
Has him dropped off
any dry cleaning lately?
370
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,985
We agreed beforehand
no accents.
371
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,943
You're doing a accent.
372
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,337
He, uh, dropped off
some stuff yesterday.
373
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,295
Has de tings gone out?
374
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,428
Bossman changed he mind.
375
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,647
Him don't want it
clean no more.
376
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,607
He want them dirty!
377
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,739
Maybe I should call
Mr. Donovan.
378
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,959
Rass! Him on to us!
379
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,396
Rass!
380
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,965
So the drone
didn't spot any cats,
381
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,012
but it did see this.
382
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,709
A pink beanbag by a pool?
383
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,626
That is former New Jersey
governor Chris Christie
384
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:33,671
sunning himself.
385
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,153
Where is he?!
386
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,242
Come on, tell me.
I know he lives here!
387
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,852
No, I don't!
388
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,029
What the hell do you want
with my clothes, Dinkins?
389
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,902
Coach, we are trying
to help you out.
390
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,338
We're trying to find your cat!
391
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,774
Do not call me "Coach."
392
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,428
What the hell are you
talking about?
393
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,822
You're trying to find this cat?
394
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,476
Wait, no, but he's missing.
395
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:59,348
Do you know how many pets
in New Jersey are named Namath?
396
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,697
- Yes, we do.
- Absolutely, I know.
397
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,830
And that thing looks
nothing like my Namath.
398
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,485
First off, that is
clearly a female cat.
399
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,835
Look at her saucy,
stupid mouth!
400
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,316
Coach, you changed.
401
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,100
You did this to me!
402
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,362
What do you think?
403
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,798
You think you're gonna rescue
my Namath,
404
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,844
and all of a sudden,
I'm gonna forgive you
405
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,454
for destroying my life?
406
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,936
Now you got me thinking
about life without Namath,
407
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,633
and I hate it!
408
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,203
Oh, Lord, please take me first.
409
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,596
You can send me
straight to hell,
410
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,164
but take me first!
411
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,472
Come on, it couldn't
have been that bad.
412
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,214
I mean, his top half
was on point.
413
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,651
I don't understand
any of these clues!
414
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,523
So much math.
- That's not part of it.
415
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,829
Oh, you don't know!
Help!
416
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,917
This is all your fault!
417
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,267
Why does this always happen?
418
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,486
And then I had
to call an Uber
419
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,577
because he cut off his thumb
in the door of his Cybertruck.
420
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,232
Oh.
Ugh.
421
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,842
I think this ice cream
is spoiled.
422
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,061
Ice cream?
423
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,368
No, this is butter.
424
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,457
So you went on one bad date.
425
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,547
Except now I have to
start all over again,
426
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:11,159
swiping and making sure people
are real and getting dressed up
427
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,118
and getting my hopes up.
428
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,510
I don't know how you do it.
429
00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:16,469
It's harder for you.
You have standards.
430
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,906
Maybe trying to get back
in the game is just delusional.
431
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,735
I might as well be in the woods
searching for a lost cat.
432
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,391
Look.
As your Alex "Hitch" Hitchens,
433
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,349
I need you to trust
the process, OK?
434
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,438
You're not gonna end up alone.
435
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,745
You just might have to lower
your standards a little.
436
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,703
Let's take a look
at Eric again.
437
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:36,619
How often do you see
somebody's bottom half?
438
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,360
You know, people sit
at tables a lot.
439
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,450
Well, after he hurt himself,
440
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,191
he took off one
of his toe shoes
441
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,845
and shook an insurance card
out of it.
442
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,587
So...
he has insurance.
443
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,763
Build on that.
444
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,506
She's going out with
that Eric dude again?
445
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,248
Mommy has got to stop
listening to Rusty.
446
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,949
And Mommy's special boy
447
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,517
is gonna do something about it.
448
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:10,175
I think maybe
the cat was a metaphor.
449
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,959
For both of our things.
450
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,875
It wasn't even the right cat.
451
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,225
It was always a lost cause.
452
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,097
Like doing
"And Just Like That..."
453
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,143
without Samantha.
She was the glue.
454
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,711
So what now?
455
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,756
What's the point?
456
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,194
OK, hear me out.
457
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,587
Just for the sake of the movie,
458
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,589
what if I start gambling again,
459
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,200
and you go on a bender?
460
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,202
I mean,
461
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:41,119
if it's for the film and--
462
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,511
and it's just for one weekend.
463
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,209
One weekend tops.
464
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,262
OK, I overheard you
and Uncle Rusty
465
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:55,481
talking last night.
- What did I tell you
466
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,221
about listening to
grown folks' business?
467
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,352
Jesus don't like it.
468
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,659
But I heard you say
that you're not
469
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,095
even as good as Kevin James.
470
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,705
I had a low moment, OK?
471
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,882
Well, just watch.
472
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,884
So I got your autograph.
473
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,800
Maybe you can give me
your number.
474
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,803
Oh--
- Thank you!
475
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,895
Wait for it.
476
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,075
Whew.
Sorry I'm late.
477
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:29,123
The coffee guy took forever.
478
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,821
Coffee guy tried
to give you his number.
479
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,177
Yeah.
This is it.
480
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,180
You don't have to lower
your standards.
481
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,660
And you don't need help
from Rusty.
482
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:49,404
You just gotta, y'know,
pay attention a little more.
483
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,624
That last guy
was pretty cute.
484
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,321
I thought you'd say that.
485
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,584
That's why
I tracked him down for you.
486
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,108
The same way I tracked down
Brina for Reggie,
487
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,241
but with less time
in Atlanta nightclubs.
488
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,287
- So, is he single?
- Oh, he's single.
489
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,594
And he's an astronaut!
490
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,770
Unfortunately, he is
already back in space.
491
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,424
But it's only for eight years.
492
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,210
Well, I do know where to find
that coffee shop dude.
493
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,863
Yeah, I checked on him, too.
494
00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,300
He is now in prison.
495
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,910
But for what?
496
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,520
- Mom.
- For being sexy?
497
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,565
Oh, my--
498
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,002
I hate this.
499
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,526
I do still got it.
500
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,355
OK, let's run this back.
501
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,883
Hello!
And here he is, as promised.
502
00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,408
Oh, my God, Namath!
Thank you!
503
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,846
Oh, I practice 4B,
so this cat is my whole world.
504
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,195
How did you find her?
505
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,241
There are many reasons
a lost cat might
506
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,504
seek shelter
in a stranger's home--
507
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:49,334
escaping a predator,
a coming storm, hatred.
508
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,250
Most cat behavior is
motivated by hatred.
509
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,512
People said
it was impossible,
510
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,078
but we found the cat.
511
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,384
Because there are
no lost causes.
512
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,343
It was never a plan,
always a metaphor!
513
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,040
Which means
we can do anything.
514
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,911
We can do anything.
I was gonna say that.
515
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,000
Yeah.
Let's go!
516
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,002
We're invincible!
517
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,961
I don't get why
Monica was grossed out.
518
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,355
I'm on that new
all-butter diet.
519
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,052
The neighbor's kid
told me about it.
520
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,706
He believed that?
521
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:16,361
Oh, my God, what a doofus!
522
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,406
Wait, what did Noah say?
523
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,626
Ha, ha, ha.
OK, he got me.
524
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:22,367
Tonight, I'm gonna cut
his trampoline.
525
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,585
Hmm.
526
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,502
- Good night, everybody!
- Good night!